Blopit: 2008

Dec 22, 2008

100 Stupid 'Facts'

Warning Some may not be TRUE

1.A paper cannot be folded more than 9 times.
2. More calories are wasted by sleeping than sitting and watching tv.
3. The first object with a number scanning label is the chewing gum.
4.The Wright Brothers’ first flying journey is shorter than a Boeing 747 airplane’s wings.
5. In 1987,after an airline company reduced a small piece of olive on every first class passenger’s meals,$350,000 USD was saved annually.
6.Everyone drinks coffee to perk themselves up,but in fact an apple can perk one up more than a cup of coffee can.
7.The majority of dust in your home consists of your own dead skin.
8.The full name of the Barbie Doll is Barabra Millicent Roberts.
9.When Hitler’s mum had Hitler,she once seriously considered abortion but the doctor persuaded her to keep the baby.
10.Marilyn Monroe has 6 toes on her foot.
11.In the movie E.T,the sound of E.T’s footsteps are made by someone squashing oranges rotten.
12.Pearls melt in vinegar.
13.In the number of people posting marriage ads,35% are already married.
14.You can pull a cow upstairs,but the cow will not know how to come down by itself.
15.A pig cannot stare up at the sky.
16.”quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” has the 26 alphabets in it.
17.A duck’s quack will not have echos,the reason til now is unknown.
18.A snail can live for 3 years without food and sleeping.
19.Tommy Lee Jones and America’s vice-president were roommates in Harvard.
20.In a month,if the first day is Sunday then that particular month will have a Black Friday.
21.Heating up a rock in the microwave oven will cause the rock to explode.
22. 1,111,111 x 1,111,111 = 1234567654321
23.The only word that has 15 alphabets not reused in it is “uncopyrightable”.
24.A cat can produce over 100 types of sounds,but a dog can only do 10.
25.The darker the environment,the more frequent a cat’s passing urine times.
26.If you toss a coin upwards 1000 times,the number of times of heads facing upwards is 495.
27.According to the Newton dictionary the longest word in the world is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanocon...
28.A human’s stomach will renew its food contents inside every 2 weeks,or else it will self-digest.
29.Coke was originally green in colour.
30.The Hawaiian language only has 12 alphabets.
31.The country with the highest proportion of people walking to work is Alaska.
32.If Barbie was a human,her measurements would be 39-23-33
33.On average,the number of people in the air every hour in America is 61,000 people.
34.Only honey will not turn bad forever.
35.Near the Carribean sea there’s a species of oysters that knows how to climb trees.
36.The world’s youngest parents appeared in 1910,an 8-year old and a 9 year-old Chinese people.
37.A human’s ears and nose never stop growing bigger and bigger
38.There’s a square-shaped melon in Japan,it was cultivated because of its convenience to place in refrigerators.
39.A starfish has 8 eyes,one on each leg.
40.Some insects’ eyes have hair.
41.A giraffe’s tongue measures 2 feet long in length.
42.An elephant can stand on its head.
43.An ant will scratch itself when it wakes up.
44.Thomas Edison is afraid of the dark.(so that’s why he invented the lightbulb lol)
45.The world’s oldest goldfish is 41 years old,named Fred.
46.Because of Einstein’s inability to speak at the age of 9,his mum once thought he
was retarded.
47.Arab women can initiate a divorce if their husbands don’t pour coffee for them.
48.Only 55% of Americans know that the Sun is a star.
49.Most lipglosses have fish scales content in them.
50.Giraffes cannot cough.
51.Owls are the only bird species able to differentiate numbers and colours.
52.A whale’s heartbeat only averages 9 times every minute.
53.The water that we drink into our body is already 3 billion years old.
54.Only 30% of people can expand and contract their nostrils at will.
55.A clam can switch its gender from male to female,and it will take place few times
throughout its life.
56.According to a British law passed in 1845,suicide is a very serious crime,death sentence of hanging is the punishment.
57.In space,astronauts are unable to cry or shed tears because there’s no gravity pull hence the tears are unable to come out.
58.A chameleon’s tongue is twice as long as its own body.
59.Americans use toothpicks most often.
60.On average a human must move his eye muscles for 10000 – 15000 times a day.
61.An elephant will still remain at its standing position even when it has died.
62.Some insects are still able to survive for a year without its heads.
63.Da Vinci spent 12 years alone painting Mona Lisa’s lips.
64.When glass shatters,the average speed for glass is 3000 miles per hour.
65.A dairy cow can produce more milk when listening to music.
66.A rose picked during afternoon can survive longer than a rose picked in the morning.
67.Baby tiger sharks fight each other in the womb,the winner will be able to be born alive.
68.A 70 pound octopus can only go through a hole a coin’s size because it does not have a vertebrae.
69.An Indonesian bamboo insect has the longest body in the world,as long as 1 feet.
70.In fact,a hippo can run faster than humans.
71.The inventor of parachutes gave the chance of parachuting first in the world to a dog.
72.A Japanese crab can be as long as 12 feet long.
73.A newborn turkey must be taught by its parents how to eat food,or else it will die of hunger.
74.A shark can detect blood content up to 1/1000000th percent in water.
75.the original meaning of Samba in the Samba dance actually meant “rubbing bellies together”
76.Children grow faster during spring.
77.Bats are the only mammals able to fly.
78.A catapillar has over 2000 muscles.
79.A human’s heart can produce pressure that can squirt blood 30 feet high.
80.A male mantis cannot mate with a female mantis with its head,so when they mate the female mantis has to chop the male mantis’ head off.
81.A shrimp’s heart is at its head.
82.You can never lick your elbow with your tongue.
83. 50% of the world population has not received any calls before at all.
84.A rat and a horse cannot vomit.
85. “Sixth Sick Sheik's Sixth Sheep's Sick” is one of the hardest sentences to pronounce in the English language.
86.If you sneeze too hard,it may cause your chest to rupture. But if you hold back your sneeze by force,it may cause one of your blood vessels to break.
87.If you talk on the phone for over an hour,the amount of ear **** in your ears will increase by 700 times.
88.A lighter was invented earlier than a matchstick.
89. When you sleep,you may eat over 70 kinds of small insects and about 10 spiders unknowingly.
90.The strongest and most flexible muscle in our body is the tongue.
91.It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
92.It is impossible to kill yourself by holding your breath.
93.Everytime you lick the back of a stamp,you would have absorbed 1/10th of calories.
94.Right-handers live an average of 9 more years than left-handers.
95.Fish are unable to stick out their tongues.
96.Polar bears are left-handers.
97.An ostrich’s eyes are larger than their brains.
98.Starfish do not have brains.
99.Lice can jump over a distance 350 times longer than their bodies,equivalent to a human jumping over the length of a football stadium
100.This Blog is the Best in the World! (FACT)

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071008084533AAwuqEd

Yeay! Virtual Pets

I was obsessed with these as a child, yea it was creepy, but I'm over that now, sorta...

these are a few

adopt your own virtual pet!

Master of all HTML Clocks

http://www.clocklink.com has many awesome clocks so I just going to post up this one cause blogger doesnt let me post the others!!

Creepy Thing of The Week #2

Neck Stretching! YEAY! Thats right kids, NECK STRETCHING!

"The Padaung tribe of Burma considered a long neck beautiful. About
age 5, girls were introduced to the first neck ring. As they grew, rings
were added. Their shoulders were pushed down, making the neck look
longer. Also, this showed off the family's valuable metal rings,
indicating wealth...A fully stretched neck was between
10-15" long! A woman could not drink from
a cup, because tipping her head back would
overbalance her and she would fall! She could
only drink from a straw. And forget looking
at the sky! If a woman offended her tribe, her
rings were cut off and she would choke to
death, unless someone held her head up!
Families passed the tradition down. A long neck was a way to attract good husbands
"

WOW, just WOW

http://library.thinkquest.org/J0111742/neckstretching.htm

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

this speaks for itself, a MUST watch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3Nqguav6nE&feature=related

Table of Awesoments

This is an Awesome version on the Periodic table of Elements a MUST for any scientist

its big so you need CLICK THE LINK

http://www.dapperstache.com/index.php?contenttype=ptoa&title=ptoa

Holy Q******p It's been a while

?Its been 11 days so I thought it would be a good idea for more posts.

BTW-
-Blopit has moved on to making robots! YEAY! Yes that means we're all doomed!

Dec 11, 2008

Totally Looks Like

I was peacefully just minding my own business on Totallylookslike.com when BAM! i see these

Makes you wonder a lot of things (http://totallylookslike.com/)

Cool Mustaches and Beards- Why? Why not?

The coolest and wierdest mustaches and beards ever

Bridge Mustache
http://www.mydisguises.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/elmarweisser.jpg

Octopus
http://evankessler.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/moustache_competition090107.jpg

Ninja Mustache
http://netramblings.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/moustache.jpg

Complitation
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/05/26/beards_wideweb__470x313,0.jpg

Windmill Beard
http://www.rejectedjokes.com/picture_library/beard1.jpg

Epic Dominoness!

6 minutes but worth your time! Ending is MAGIC!!

EPIC FAIL! Ice Sculpture

another epic FAIL! time to laugh at someone else's misery
Sadly, noone was hurt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqa9VqiaUgg

Blopit- Awsome Coming from Us

I totaly forgot to tell all of you* that this blog is for my company Blopit which is an international sharer** of media. Even though so far it only makes videogames*** comic books and graphics**** a we***** are still trying to get more******

Next up in Liturature is: A Lazy Man's Guide to Laziness
Videogames: Galactic Space Wars
Graphics: NOTHING at the moment

Looking for musicians and people with sfx and fx experience
keep looking back here for when we need your acting experience!!!

* noone -.-
** mosty just north america and europe
*** check most of them out at Here
**** hardly any of them that i remember and you would want to know about
***** nope its only just me
****** im talking videos, music,and ofcourse literature

Robots Dancing

Sony robots dancing, well I'll tell you one thing, they dance better than the girls at my school.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vwZ5FQEUFg&feature=related

Freaky Gigantic Crabs- Were All Doomed!

IT's 8 legged freaks all over again!

Don't know what crab this is (find the name and win a free "GOOD JOB!")

Giant Coconut Crab
http://www.hemmy.net/2007/09/23/giant-coconut-and-alaskan-king-crabs/

THAT CLAW COULD KILL YOU!! Tasmanian Giant Crab
http://www.qvmag.tas.gov.au/zoologycolls.html

Giant Japanese Spider Crab
(holy crap that is really creepy)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/49/152097082_a0788d18af.jpg

hehe that shell looks like a watermelon...so who cares if its not huge that shell is freaking cool, but were still DOOMED!!
http://aqualandpetsplus.com/Bug,%20Hermit%20Crabs.htm

Dec 10, 2008

Day Off

Sorry no posts today,taking a day off

Dec 9, 2008

DVD Rewinder, What We Would Do Without It

OMG just what I wanted a $20 lifesaver! Blockbuster's been stabbing me, hunting me down with rabid rotweilers because I never could rewing my DVD's. This christmas i know what i want not a useless piece of crap like a DVD rewinder! This thing is for realz!! but sadly its a prank object.

http://www.dvguru.com/2006/10/03/the-dvd-rewinder/

Christmas is Awsome- Song

awsome music video was gunna wait till christmas but this was so coll i had to post it today!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH2umxtA_sc

10 ways the human race will become extinct

We all know that the world is going to end on December 21, 2012 so make the best of your time and do shrooms. Just kidding seriously don't do shrooms seriously your better off with marijuana. Or stay happy and read "10 ways the human race will become extinct" YEAY!! Thats right kids "10 ways the human race will become extinct"!!

``Global Pandemic
When an extremely virulent disease begins infecting large populations, a pandemic is declared by WHO (World Health Organisation). There have been many pandemics in the past, examples being ‘The Black Death', which was a strain of bubonic plague striking Europe, and the ‘Spanish Flu' in the 1910s. Influenza is a particular threat - it mutates rapidly and we cannot vaccinate ourselves against it. It has been responsible for decimation of entire populations and is still a threat today. If a hyper-contagious virus were released into the ecosphere it would spread rapidly along transport routes. Aeroplanes would become localised infections, the hosts carrying it to new places. New York, London and other large cities would quickly become abandoned. Pandemics also make excellent films, although the effects are usually exaggerated. (‘I am Legend' particularly - no virus can turn a person feral while keeping them alive).

Extreme-adverse Weather
Either we could cause the weather or it could be a freak occurrence. Phrases like global warming and climate change are thrown around a lot these days and they can be responsible for some weather changes, but we underestimate nature's resilience. Neither the less, a new ice age could emerge (although we are still in one), in which most surface life is killed. Again, films like ‘The Day after Tomorrow' exaggerate the effects.

Gamma ray burst
Even we cannot dodge the light. Gamma rays are emitted from most stars, although our own is pretty docile in that respect, although if a star within a few thousand light years were to go Hypernova (a bigger supernova), the waves of radiation would reach us, practically cooking the surface of the planet. We would have to live underground to survive, but all plant life would certainly die, so we would have to rely on green houses and hydroponics. The frightening thing is that a star near us may have just gone Hypernova, but we won't know about it until the radiation reaches us.

Nuclear War
Nuclear weapons are mankind's stupidest invention. To quote terry Pratchett - "Never give the monkey the keys to the banana plantation", and unfortunately we still don't get on well with one another enough to get rid of them. On declaration of nuclear war, major population centres would be destroyed and satellites would be knocked out of orbit, rendering all devices such as mobile phones and computers useless. Another effect is the raising of several million tonnes of ash and dust into the atmosphere, blacking the skies and wiping out most life.

Asteroid Strike
One of the most well known doomsday scenarios is one we cannot really do anything about. Every year thousands of basketball sized objected hit the Earth. It only takes one a kilometre across to plummet through the atmosphere remains large enough to destroy a city. One that is a few kilometres in diameter hitting the Earth would release the energy of several million nuclear devices.

Strangelets
The least known method of human extinction, strangelets are the result of overly energetic ‘strange' quarks mixing with ‘up' and ‘down' quarks. These stranglets on contact with ordinary matter will convert it to strange matter, and release another strangelet. If one were to hit the Earth, the planet would be reduced to a hot lump of strange matter. Currently they have only been created for thousandths of a second in particle accelerators.

Black Hole
Pretty obvious what would happen. If one were created on Earth the planet would be sucked in, along with the rest of the solar system. However, nobody really knows what goes on inside a black hole, so maybe we would be lucky.

Judgement Day
The Bible says in revelations that on Judgement day or Rapture, God will arrive on Earth to judge the living and the dead. Amusingly, if he arrived tomorrow, his work would be duly archived on the internet with thousands of mobile phone pictures and videos.

Re-orientation of Earth's Axis
Also known as ‘pole shift theory' this would happen if the Earth changed its axis (currently it rests at 23.5 degrees - this is the reason we have seasons). The north and south poles would flip, not only ruining the GPS system but also causing massive change to the environment and redistributing the oceans across inhabited landmass.

The Big Crunch
The one we cannot escape. Theorised as one of the methods of Universal decay, the Big Crunch is the reverse of the Big Bang. Gravity at the centre of the Universe will overwhelm the expanding force and begin to pull the Universe back to a singularity again. There is no chance of escape from this one - there is nowhere to go. Luckily it is only a theory, and would not happen for billions of years anyway, so we would be long gone.``

YEAY!! wasn`t that fun

http://www.scienceray.com/Physics/10-Ways-The-Human-Race-Could-Become-Extinct.153599

The Assuming Song

WARNING OVER 14 ONLY PLEASE
this is a song the kids at my school were talking about sometime back so I decided to post it up

"The Assuming Song

There was an old farmer who lived on a rock.
He sat in the meadow just shaking his...

Fist at some boys who were down by the crick.
Their feet in the water their hands on their...

Marbles and playthings and at half past four.
There came a young lady she looked like a...

Pretty young creature she sat on the grass.
She pulled up her dress and she showed them her...

Ruffles and laces and white fluffy duck.
She said she was learning a new way to...

Bring up her children so they would not spit.
While the boys in the barnyard were shovelling...

Refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt.
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her...

Eyes at the fellow down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizeable...

Home in the country with a big fence out front
If he asked her politely she'd show him her...

Little pet dog who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her...

Small tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his...

Candy so tasty made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whipped cream all over her...

Cookies that she had left out on her shelf
If you think this is dirty you can go **** yourself!"

http://humor.beecy.net/songs/assuming-song/

Awsome Cake Art

Find the one thats not a cake

1

http://www.hemmy.net/2007/07/07/awesome-cake-art/

if you guessed #8 FAIL! the real answer was #6

Cool Moves

Forget about the first guy talk about the guy in the orange hes like a blob magician shapeshifter just WOW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vE5w368-hw&feature=related

Robot Wrestling!

Awsome robots using cool wrestling moves this is so cool i wish i had one and a cat so i can beat the shit out of the cat when it ruins the $50 drapes.